Unsubtlety

is not subtle.

Dear Ambition July 26, 2008

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Dear Ambition,

Hey! Long time, no see, girlfrieeend! So uh… where have you been? We used to be best friends. You pushed me around everywhere, but that made life easy. You helped me make decisions. You made me feel good about myself. You gave me goals. Goals I could go toward and succeed. Together we plowed down school. I mean, I hardly had to study. You and my Brain were the real Dynamic Duo.

Please tell me where I went wrong. Was it something I said? Was it something I did? Did you feel like you put all the work into our relationship? Please, tell me! I know it’s me, not you who did wrong.

It has been the darkest gray-chartreuse year since I’ve seen you face to face.

Please come back.

I had been keeping alive the small glimmers of Idea that I got when I was so sure I saw you in the corner of my eye; the back of my head; the edge of my heart. One by one, I thought and prayed and rolled over each one. I researched. I asked questions. I Googled. I read. I made the decision to press patiently onward. One by one, the doors were each slammed. Or, closed so agonizingly slow that they creaked for months.

Was that not you I saw?

My Brain is lonely and tired without you. It sits there and churns, but without purpose. It only turns out incomplete thoughts, sadness, sarcasm, and little bit of funny. And sometimes worry, I guess not as much as one might think it would. And that black hole, which is rectangular shaped, standing vertically and unmistakably by me.

Not to get too sappy, but you were like my cape. No one messes with a cape. Capes are badass and unstoppable. They help you fly, they keep you warm, you can even make a tent out of one. Plus, they keep pieces of hair from going down your shirt when you get your hair cut. Sometimes they even have neat “can’t touch this-esque” logos on them. Now I just feel like something is around my neck, but it’s giving me a rash and it feels heavy. Something shredded my cape, somewhere. I can’t fly. Is that when you left?

Am I in between capes? You know color means a lot more to me than most people. Did you think I was done with you? I talked to you all the time. I consulted you on everything! Maybe I needed a different shaped one? That’s cool. Those Ideas I thought you gave me were good. Will my Ambition 2.0 be ready soon? I want to be flying, not flailing. No one likes a flailer. If I jump without you, I’ll just fall… again. But this small plateau on which I sit has been steadily eroding, and before too much longer I will have to jump to avoid caving in with the last bit of it that was left standing.

I do not thrive at ground level, and this desert is making me sick. Maybe what I thought I saw was a mirage, and not you. Every classified ad, every school or program – nothing gets me Ambitioned anymore. Ever.

I miss you. I need you. Please come back, Ambition.

Sincerely,
Unsubtlety

 

Lifesavers July 20, 2008

Filed under: life — unsubtlety @ 9:09 pm
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Sorry, this isn’t about candy (I don’t “do” candy anymore) or those neat floaty things.

Just feel like sharing a list of the things that have been helping me out during the recent chalky-gray, chipped-white-and-black weeks.

Friends. Comedy (Demetri Martin, Arrested Development, 30 Rock… laugher is amazing). Camping. Learning. Water. “Grace (Eventually)” by Anne Lamott. Friends. Horse(s). Soap. Feeling a disconnect from the need for basic things like sleeping and eating (always must shower however). Having generally the full use of my body. Reminder of talents, underused, seemingly not profitable. Saving money on insurance, but not calling Geico. Rain. Thunder. Professional massage. And friends.

I like how this list will change, but some of it never will.

 

Take me back July 17, 2008

Filed under: life — unsubtlety @ 2:19 am
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campy

Everything was so simple here.

Set up a tent. Make a fire. Walk. Kayak. Sleep.

This weekend stuck with me longer than most weekends.

Don’t get me wrong. The major event of my weekdays need to change. Before more damage is done. Right now, it’s about laying out all the cards so I can make that change.

And maximizing the campy.

 

Location UNKNOWN July 11, 2008

Filed under: life, work — unsubtlety @ 2:34 am
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So, I have hardly been here at my home in the past several weeks. We’re talking, absolute maximum of two hours per day inside these walls when not eating (rushing), getting around in the morning, or sleeping.

And I’ve been doing some fun stuff. Some obligatory stuff. This and that.

It’s nice to break the schedule.

Especially when you despise your schedule.

But for some reason, I can’t decide if I want the not-homeness to stop or keep going.

And with all of the out-of-town-ness, why do I still feel like I need a vacation? It only takes half a day (tops) at my job to suck out all the new life I gained on a weekend – even a 3 day weekend. I am moving and skipping things (that I should be going to) in a desperate attempt to escape this schedule (which, other than work, is filled with meaningful, good, and enjoyable activities, none of which I could imagine dropping).

I also can’t decide if I should start planning for what to do if “people” at a certain “place” choose to “not include me” in “something,” which I should find out about within the next couple weeks. Other than try my darndest to not self-implode like a sad death star because I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I WOULD BELONG TO AND ENJOY “THAT PLACE.” And I have been waiting too long sacrificing too much where I am now to take much more.

If I can’t bring my soul or brain to a job – count me out. That is no way to live a life. That’s how to watch your life slide gray and dull and heavy through your fingers no matter how hard you try to close them.

Trust me.

I know.

 

A really important question July 11, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — unsubtlety @ 2:07 am

How much foo could a Foo Fighter fight if a Foo Fighter could fight foo?

Also… what is foo?