Unsubtlety

is not subtle.

Things I Will Never Do November 6, 2009

Filed under: life — unsubtlety @ 11:42 PM
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… for one reason or another (in my foreseeable future, though, it is true that anything will happen).

1. buy a car with worse gas/fuel mileage than one i owned before it.

2. wear, buy, or support makeup of any kind.

3. agree that life is as complicated as the oft-read old white male philosophers say it is.

4. believe there is not God.

5. trust easily, anyone, ever.

6. parent.

7. heal completely/live one day without pain.

8. be famous.

9. remove life.

10. tolerate intolerance.

 

One Response to “Things I Will Never Do”

  1. Rachel Says:

    #2: You don’t need to…you have beautiful skin.

    #4: YES.

    #7: You will…but maybe not in this life.


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